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Dr. Steinman and the “Ugly, Ugly, UGLY” Cake

You can dance in Rapture if you want to, you can leave your friends on the surface. But if your friends don’t dance, and IF they don’t dance, well……they ain’t allowed down here.

"Why do we have two eyes? There’s some law that says we must? Two arms, two legs, two ears, two breasts……"

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The illustrious Dr. J.S. Steinman discovers he, in fact, did NOT make “Rapture’s Best and Brightest-1952”.

……Who could deny a face like that?

30 Days of Bioshock (Concocted by Isitromance)

DAY 1: Favourite Character

Dr. Steinman (but Sander’s a close second). I think he was devilishly handsome pre-ADAM addiction and has the suave male aesthetics I’d like to achieve in my male impersonation.

“You know, Steinman……when you said you wanted my opinion, I thought perhaps you had some colour-swatches for me to look at.”

*ding* “A Rapture Reminder!: Making fun of Andrew Ryan is punishable by thirty lashes of the putter! That includes YOU, Dr. Steinman……”