Dr. Steinman and the “Ugly, Ugly, UGLY” Cake
You can dance in Rapture if you want to, you can leave your friends on the surface. But if your friends don’t dance, and IF they don’t dance, well……they ain’t allowed down here.
DAY 25: CHARACTER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE YOU
Maybe I’m just conceited.
Look at the first ad at the top of the Bioshock Wiki Steinman page to-day.
Have you met Steinman’s……”friend”?
DAY 14: CHARACTER YOU WOULD LIKE TO COSPLAY
I guess I’ve always wanted to make a Lady Smith outfit. I’ll work on it this summer.
Even plastic surgeons get lonely.
The illustrious Dr. J.S. Steinman discovers he, in fact, did NOT make “Rapture’s Best and Brightest-1952”.
……Who could deny a face like that?
And all of it’s glory.
DAY 1: Favourite Character
Dr. Steinman (but Sander’s a close second). I think he was devilishly handsome pre-ADAM addiction and has the suave male aesthetics I’d like to achieve in my male impersonation.
“You know, Steinman……when you said you wanted my opinion, I thought perhaps you had some colour-swatches for me to look at.”
*ding* “A Rapture Reminder!: Making fun of Andrew Ryan is punishable by thirty lashes of the putter! That includes YOU, Dr. Steinman……”